In which our toilers on the allotment of life discuss Conte's departure, Sarri's arrival, Courtois's departure, Arrizabalaga's arrival and give their predictions for the season ahead.

Episode 94: We Were Due a Heavy Smoker

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In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss the state of Chelsea Football Club. We're back! Listen →

Episode 99: We Pod When We Want 2

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Clayton and Martin to look back over the 2018/19 season and look forward to a future without Eden Hazard. Strap in.

Episode 98: Did You Even Watch Napoli Last Season?

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Kweku and Clayton to discuss the fallout from the Arrizabalaga incident, the League Cup final itself, the victory over Spurs, Sarriball, Sarri's intransigence and Sarri's future.

Episode 97: If Only Shane MacGowan Had Sorted His Teeth Out

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham to discuss racism and sexism in football and the cult of Sarriball.

Episode 96: A Battery for Your Vauxhall Viva and Twenty Rothmans

In which our toilers on the allotment of life are joined by Martin Wickham and Dan Silver to discuss the undefeated start to the season, stadiums, the Premier League and Joe Cole.

Episode 94: We Were Due a Heavy Smoker

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