We eat like we mate, and an incorrect translation gives Hoshi a bad day, Trip and Archer's sports night gets squishy, movie night turns into a live-cam show, Reed makes a force-field, Porthos gets ignored, T'Pol rides Hoshi's ass, and math makes communication come.

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00:00 Welcome to Episode 75

01:00 Join our Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

01:27 Todd the Tribble

02:30 Pulsar Rave Party

03:00 Tucker the Tribble

03:50 News: Strange New Worlds up to show #8 of 10 - Coming 2022, Picard in 2022, Discovery in 2021, Lower Decks Season 3 already recording

https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/11/star-trek-cast-and-crew-share-production-updates-on-strange-new-worlds-picard-and-discovery/

05:00 Don't let kids listen to us

05:30 PRIDE Month - Outfest - pre-recorded panel

https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/08/making-gray-truly-seen-in-star-trek-discovery-season-4-is-hugely-important-says-showrunner/

06:30 Star Trek Mulit-tools! Would make really great father's day gifts!

https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/be-your-own-chief-engineer-with-new-star-trek-themed-multi-tools

09:14 Kate Mulgrew on Showtime show: The First Lady

https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/kate-mulgrew-to-portray-former-michelle-obama-chief-of-staff-susan-sher-in-showtimes-the-first-lady

10:50 Is it going to be one, or two, or three squirt?

11:20 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 "Vox Sola"

11:36 Teaser: "Lost in Translation"

12:30 You eat like you mate

13:00 Incorrect Translation

13:44 Learn the swear words first!

13:59 Your baby is so scary!

14:45 The Blob in Space! Or, The Needs of the One

15:30 Sorry for being offensive

16:20 Bad First Contacts

16:30 Ejaculate

17:30 Possibilities

18:20 Act I: "Bad Day"

19:15 Why didn't the sensors pickup the alien?

19:42 Nobody was monitoring Porthos

20:10 T'Pol was baiting her

21:20 Don't ever, ever...Not if you want life

21:45 Just throw some chocolates

22:10 She looks familiar...

22:45 Where to sit

23:38 Watch out for the sticky floors

24:00 Just a bunch of guys screwing

24:40 Cheering your captain up

25:00 Water Polo Picture Quality

25:42 Any excuse to say hi!

26:00 Getting Fouled

26:50 Was someone wearing red?

27:05 Horror movie rules

28:40 Are we watching Aliens?

29:12 Act II: "Something about Mary"

30:20 Total Hentai Porn

31:15 THAT'S IN THE ROOM!!!

31:40 That was a huge cum load, though

32:20 That's a name...

33:00 It looked great!

33:25 Don't you all come at once

33:40 Something about Mary

34:30 Using Reed

34:40 Now we should've made a joke about Archer and Sloppy Seconds right here.

35:10 SQUISHES

35:40 How many decks?

36:15 Act III: "Parasite"

37:20 Paradise

37:45 Half Meatloaf, Half Jizz Fest

38:29 Dr. Phlox Holds to his Belief

39:19 Can you feel what I'm feeling?

39:39 They're getting wood

40:27 T'Pol hard on Hoshi

40:48 Holding to a High Standard

41:10 Being Ridden Hard

42:00 Vulcan Empathy

42:26 Angry, but not disrespectful

43:00 Do it. My way.

43:38 Act IV: "E.T."

44:22 Trip freaks out, Archer calms him down

44:55 Archer's background

45:30 Bitch-Slap Bambi

45:55 Travis reconnects

46:00 Apologizing Correctly for Eating Out

46:30 Eggplant, Banana, Tacos, Peaches

47:00 Breakfast Buffet?

47:20 Where's my guy?

47:50 Uncomfortable News

48:20 What's offensive? Big come-on

48:50 You like the juice?

49:20 Space Uber and AOL

49:40 Math is Universal

50:07 S-Mail

50:20 What happened to her?

50:50 Ladder or Leave

51:30 Heather's Squishy Score: 3.5 Moists

53:00 Needed more Porthos

54:30 SQUIRREL!

54:45 TRIBBLES!

55:20 Latinum Back

55:55 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Fallen Hero"

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