Wedding Dress Dumpster - Jeff Arata

Thanks to Steven Schelling for play keys and joining me on the gang vocals!

Originally Released - Nov. 10, 2020

Lyrics:

My whole calendar is

Filled with events

That won't ever happen

*cough*

My whole calendar is

Filled with events

That won't ever happen

Reminders flash

On my screen

There's a

Severed cat's leg

The muscle rotting

On my neighbor's lawn

I hope

It gets the rest it

Needs

To heal

My whole calendar is

Filled with events

That won't ever happen

Reminders flash

On my screen

The dumpster is filled with

Wedding dresses

That won't ever be worn

Save your dates

Another day

Some kid

Hung from a tree

Plastic

Dinosaurs

I hope

That they grow up to

Cut their strings

And roar

(Solo)

*noice*

My whole calendar is

Filled with events

That won't ever happen

Reminders flash

On my screen

The dumpster is filled with

Wedding dresses

That won't ever be worn

Save your dates

Another day

There's a severed cat's leg

The muscle rotting

On my neighbor's lawn

I hope it gets the rest it

Needs

Some kid hung from a tree

Plastic dinosaurs

Using strings

I hope they grow up

To roar

My whole calendar is

Filled with events

That won't ever happen

Reminders flash

On my screen

The dumpster is filled with

Wedding dresses

That won't ever be worn

Save your dates

Another day