“Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togever tooday. Mawiage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.” Yeah, that’s great and all, but like, if there’s no open bar at this wedding, it’s tacky and I’m not going.

Notes: All Romantic Comedies