On today's Round 1, we compare and contrast our own weddings with those of the Kids Today, with their barn venues and their candy buffets and their gender-switched wedding parties. Mentioned: This McSweeney's Monologue (https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a-barn-and-i-dont-want-to-host-your-wedding) from a barn that would prefer not to host your Pinterest wedding, thanks anyway. For quotes, archives, and more, visit us at http://parentingroundabout.com.