Spring is here folks! Fall in love! Propose! Get married and then divorced; all within 6 months! Dan and Ian welcome special guest Mohammad Ibrahim this week to learn about wedding culture! 

(Rocco wants to apologize to everyone for any audio problems you might hear. He was working with a concussion from testing out Rocco's Box-Ing)

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Here's the sources so we can prove we're not liars:

Dan:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-legitimate-reasons-that-marriage-should-be-abolished/

http://www.cracked.com/article_18420_5-cultures-with-most-wtf-wedding-rituals.html

https://www.brides.com/story/surprising-facts-wedding-traditions

https://www.factretriever.com/wedding-facts

https://www.factinate.com/things/25-weird-facts-weddings/

Ian:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/57821/21-historical-roles-and-responsibilities-wedding-party

http://mentalfloss.com/article/94877/10-wedding-superstitions-around-world

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/03/north-korean-weddings-kim-il-sung

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/suzhou-china-wedding-dress-capital-180962674/ ;

http://www.bbc.com/travel/bespoke/specials/suzhou-city-of-classical-charms/silk-city.html

https://theslot.jezebel.com/piss-christ-artist-now-proud-owner-of-a-piece-of-trumps-1832587464

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6700397/Artist-uses-urine-work-purchases-slice-Trumps-wedding-cake.html

Opening Song: Ecstasy by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com

Additional music by Purple Planet: https://www.purple-planet.com

Heavy Brigade

Movin' On

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Rocco's Box-Ing:

Warrior dub by Shaolin Dub is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License.

Ducks and Decorated Sheds:

Purple Planet Evolving Plans

Credit: Music: https://www.purple-planet.com