Coming up on the Wednesday show...

• Squish Fitness needs to get their act together
• What's with the guy buying and returning all of the anvils on Amazon
• Why is Austin Butler collecting photos of baseball players' butts?
• It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday - Ted is still thinking about Weapons from last week, so he and his wfe have spent a lot of time watching old Whitest Kids U'Know sketches on YouTube
• Imagine flubbing a word so bad that it costs an innocent man his freedom
• If you've got radioactive shrimp in your freezer, DO NOT eat them
• We play The Weeknd Link to win a pair of tickets to see The Weeknd on Sunday, August 31st at NRG Stadium in Houston!
• Meg Reily stops in for Thorn Between Two Roses to talk about episode 8 of Bachelor in Paradise, which may have been the best episode of the season?

It is Wednesday, August 20th.
Thank you for waking up with us.