Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Chipotle napkin holder for your car, what you can swallow to help you poop, an escaped kangaroo in Canada, healed by breast milk, the best and worst TV shows of the year, a woman who was sentenced by a judge to work in fast food, what makes a perfect ass according to science, face scanning to watch porn, sex songs for your zodiac sign, and more!

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