Ian Camfield supercharges his morning with extra-strong studio coffee, celebrates Diane Keaton’s Billboard debut and Lemmy memories, dives into a LEGO theft ring with dismembered minifigures, unpacks Axl Rose’s onstage meltdown in Argentina, mocks AI’s reckless health advice recommending heroin, and laughs over smart beds stuck upright during an internet crash—all served with caffeine-fueled chaos and classic Camfield wit.