1. (:00) emails: 'Not the JAB, the SHAFT!" / "Too much 'gate' suffix" / "First Things" (news)
2. (:13) txt: LOL! Latex Housepaint (re; sunscreen) / elderly sunbathers in FL
3. (:28) Canadian PM admits that 'green' is about "green" / Sen Rand Paul on aid
4. (:44) (Un)Civil War

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