Baseball is officially back and so is the Chicago Beef League. With an extended Week 1, we review current matchups and primarily criticize the Brute squad. We then jump right into MLB predictions by division where Mike and Aleks make the most boring takes. At least Chip offered some spicy ones. We proceed into Mike and Chip's Power rankings of the Beef teams. As expected, Vishnu's team now has company in bottom tier with Jay and Zavo. We shall see how it all shakes out!