Brother Vs Brother, Veggie Vs Veggie, Hommus Vs Hommus.  Much like the Williams sister these two hummuses, sorry hummi, are cut from the same cloth, the completion toga.  Leaving nothing on the court and giving everything to the dipping medium until there is nothing left to give.  This leaves us with one question, does anyone actually read these?  I've done 8 of them now and have no clue if anyone even looks at them.  I'm fine with it if you don't, I have a great time coming up with them and I think they are hilarious.  You know what, read them, don’t read them, all gravy baby.  Here are some little secrets that only I will know because no one reads these.  One time I wet the bed when I was like 13 and was super embarrassed to tell anyone so I put the undies under my bed and threw them out when no one was home.  When I get sick I need to watch a super hero movie or I will never feel better.  I'm not scared of the dark but I don't see the point of it, like why do I want to bump into a wall?  Have a night light!  That being said if I just saw a commercial for a scary movie I'm scared of the dark.  I keep envisioning the woman from the Shell Silverstien stories with coins on her eyes and she comes for the kid that took them, NO THANK YOU!  This is Artichoke Spinach VS Artichoke Kalamata. Let me if you read these! Call or text +1 (978) 400-0640 (just a mailbox😉). Email [email protected]. DM on Instagram @dudestalkinghommus. I’ll be messaging myself!