Who has the time to dedicate themselves thoroughly to 4 hours of TV in one week??? Okay apparently the answer is us, but it was a challenge (and before you feel targeted remember that when we watch the bachelor it is WORK not PLEASURE). And while we can apparently dedicate ourselves to 4 hours of TV, we simply cannot dedicate 4 hours to podcasting. Therefore you are receiving a very condensed recap of the two episodes from this past week in one succinct, efficient podcast episode. You're welcome.

Also apologies for quoting the "not me going to war" tiktok multiple times in this episode. That girl is our hero.