Hello, my little asstronauts, it's your Captain speaking.

We are ready to launch and back in action.

Prepare for takeoff in 3...2....1!

This week's episode is an ode to all the listeners who are in my corner

As well as Katy Perry's misfires and the celebrity matrix that separates us from them and the weekly hyperfixations that haunt my dreams

Tune in, sit back, and enjoy the ramblings of a mad woman

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Thank you for being here and being a loyal listener.

Love you!!!!