Welcome back to Budley; a local village so small we don’t even have enough room to change our minds. We start with some unfortunate news this week; mainly that the local performance of “Wee Wee Jimmy Krankie: The Musical on Ice” has had to be cancelled because of the pending lawsuit by Barbara Windsor against her co-star. But in more positive news; the ‘Tom Daley’ fountain has finally been repaired and the cherubs have had their heads successfully reattached. Now if only we could just do something about those gnomes…

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