We Were Raised By Fifth Graders

Welcome to California... Or so they say. FEATURING : RON CHICO


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We're going on a journey today to the place you need to see before you. Because the last thing you'll need is to know, once you're dead, there's no way you'll be resting at peace. But in fact, trying to claw your way, six feet out of the ground, to explain yourself to everybody standing around your grave, poking each other in moments of victory as the ones who knew all along, it couldn't happen as you find yourself pleading for help asking any of your old swells lend a hand and help you get back on your feet. Because it's only then you may have a chance to show them what you really made up and the person you really we are. And the sun was eclipsed by a pile of dirt barreling down on your face, smashing you back into your eternal unrest and moment for a bit of Truth and Reconciliation, as the hindsight bias consumes you, and what was not be denied in depth as it was in life. Because the facts don't lie. And the reason everybody hates you thinks you're a complete weirdo, and one of those guys, which is a fact is because you never took the chance to dance in the cool line and know how can do. I'm a cool cat just like you and can relate to what you say, because like you, I've been to California, and I've lived my life, that's more than I can say about anybody who didn't. And you can never say that nobody ever gave you a chance because friend, I'm giving you a chance to right now to explore everything this magical place has to offer and can't wait to give you on top of being remembered for what you did in life as opposed to the things you were too much but pussy to even try. Don't be a pussy and die remembered. Like your buddy, Pete Jenna Beck, who, at 12 years old, first made his journey out to California and bragged about his time at Disneyland, where he got to see Michael Jackson starring Captain EO in a performance that has left a mark on him until March 22, three years ago, when Pete brandished that double barrel shotgun in the mirror and put it upside his head and pull the trigger to bring him to a different place where he can look down on the rest of us. And know there's nothing bad I'll ever say about Pete you need them because Pete said it was his time to go. And so he went on his own terms. It's not like there was much left to see around here anyway, because after his trip to California and the young age of only 12 I can only imagine how boring every day after would have been p we love you buddy. Can't wait to see you sooner than later, man. Hey, Pete, I wish I was there with you, buddy. I wish I could have been you. You live the dream. All the trauma aside. He did something pretty cool. And even though he didn't talk about it much, you know, everyone else would always know Pete was one of the guys. I knew that about Pete since the first time I met him you not so much. The first time I met you. I knew you were know being but I'm giving you the chance to get as close as you can to being a guy like Pete was and die remembered fondly in envy as you can. You just got to take this step. You just got to take this step and get you and your family out here on a two week vacation and see it all so you can have a site to remember for once in your life was to come to California beautiful as it is. It's the only place the rest of the world will find acceptance. on who you are. Fuck all the time some saying that life is but a dream. Others don't sleep some don't care for words put in a live interview. Simply choose not to waste way their lives on the same cliches they used to read every time they get in trouble at school. On all those posters that counselors conveniently had on their walls. The rest during California live in the dream. I'm Ron Chico, and I'm here to show you the California nobody else ever will. So why not stick around and follow me as I show you the places you really from the Surefire danger. Some will feel like a knife in their back or neck. University Avenue. When you come flying into California if you're lucky eno
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