This is the part where we introduce ourselves… which already feels a little uncomfortable.

Don’t Tell the Kids is what happens when two moms sit down and say the things we’re probably not supposed to say out loud — about motherhood, marriage, friendships, identity, resentment, joy, ambition, and the weird in-between stage of life where you’re raising humans but still trying to figure yourself out.

No experts.
 No advice.
 No pretending we have it all together.

Just honest conversations, questionable stories, and the kinds of thoughts most of us usually keep in our heads (or text to one friend we trust not to judge us).

If you’ve ever hidden in your car for five minutes of quiet, wondered if other moms feel the same way you do, or thought “am I allowed to say that?” — you’re in the right place.

Welcome to Don’t Tell the Kids.

New episodes start on Thursday.
 And just to be clear… they probably shouldn’t hear this.