Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Do you want some dancin' and some drinkin' and some missin' and some stuff like that there? Well, too bad! Cuz you got this show instead. And now, let’s get on with it. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/