We're here you guys!!! It's the season premiere for Killing Eve season 3, and it's even more wild than we expected. Villanelle has a wife and we're immediately thrown into the aftermath of her wedding reception. We meet Maria, Dasha, and a host of others in what is perhaps, the most ridiculous sapphic wedding of the year. As for Eve, she's living her worst life somewhere in New Malden, barely showering and living in the ruins of her new apartment- WE ARE LIVING! Of course there was much to say, so yet again we've had to break this release up into two parts.

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Chapter Marks:

9:41 - Meet Dasha, a young misandrist

17:57 - Villanelle's ridiculous wedding reception with Maria

25:58 - Carolyn Martens walks like a BOSS!

31:55 - Eve is no longer wide awake

33:45 - Dasha pitches Villanelle after a brawl

38:21 - Deleted scene of Dasha young to old

38:56 - Our sweet summer child Kenny enters looking carefree

47:45 - Eve is on the everyday grind, enjoying the misery

52:35 - So Konstantin is in... LONDON?!

1:02:37 - Eve slumming it amongst booze and fond memories

1:04:34 - Everybody's dranking, including Konstantin

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