Payton has officially made the move, and the girls are diving into the unglamorous, chaotic, and low-key magical reality of living on your own for the first time (and no, college doesn’t count). From forgetting the essentials (who remembers can openers?), to worst-ever moving experiences, to the existential “first night alone” crisis-slumber party. We’re covering it all.

We also talk about the art of making friends from scratch, the outrageous cost of simply existing (hi, Facebook Marketplace and Goodwill addiction), and the absolute nightmare of finding new doctors, vets, and (most importantly) hairdressers. Budget queens, rise up.

Moving out is stressful, expensive, and sometimes a mess, but honestly? It’s also the best feeling in the world. ❤️

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact adulthood doesn’t come with instructions (or affordable furniture).

Grab a cardboard box, pour yourself a celebratory drink, and come settle in with us in the Elephant Room.

(P.S. sorry for Payton’s audio quality. Just part of the moving struggle life.)