We're back and our energy is fully restored, which means we have a lot to say. This week: Brianna's hermit era officially over, going California sober, a guy who bought Haley roses and got nothing in return, and Haley possibly, maybe, tentatively considering dating again.

We also get real about burning out physically and mentally and knowing when to pivot, attachment styles, the Medellín men starter pack, the messaging we got about relationships growing up, and the eternal question: is it worse to do the breaking up or be the one broken up with?

Oh, and the story of how a well-intentioned microdose turned into a full accidental macrodose - all thanks to the guy they just met who thought red strobe lights, blasting music, and remaining completely unbothered by his pregnant wife in the other room was a solid start to the night. We cannot make this up. Grab a drink. Or don't... we might be California sober now.