This special holiday episode of Horizontal is full of surprises. The gals exchange gifts and open up about relationship dealbreakers—including families breaking into song or reciting the Pledge of Allegiance before dinner. Next, it's time to dive deep into the weird world of TikTok's Doorknob Girl and her wildly bizarre crafting videos. Finally, the ladies interpret a listener's dreams about feeling unsupported during pregnancy and encountering a longtime crush—only to wake up just as things were getting interesting!!! Put your feet up and join the movement of non-movement—after all, it's Christmas. ✨