We recap last week’s picks (spoiler: Bridges is hot, JA is not), finally crown a champion in the Bridges vs Bruce Olympics thanks to a dramatic skeet-shooting comeback, and accept the harsh truth that New Year’s Eve now means dinner, the couch, and an early bedtime. Plus, a New Year’s pop quiz proves time is moving way too fast, Vegas and NYC are completely insane, and beer somehow wins every holiday.

If you’re also skipping Tunica and watching the ball drop from your couch… this one’s for you.