Grab yourself a pumpky brewster and join in on the heavy Halloween hooplah! Join Bobby, Dan, and Alpha-Beta-Alpha-Again pledge Crett Billemstein as they cackle and crackle on squash smells, the uselessness of turnips, and almost drowning alongside fruit! Later, the gang rates and reviews a card that is a pitch-perfect clone of the worst 5 minutes of open-mic stand-up you've ever had to endure just so you can go up later! Remember, sometimes harsh is funny!