Love Island US Season 7 just dropped, and so did our grip on reality (this show is all we'll be thinking about for the next couple of months). This week, we're breaking down the first couple of episodes which means first couplings and immediate red flags with special commentary from our Gen Z connoisseur intern, Zoie, who keeps us honest and chronically online.

Who gave main character energy right away? Who's already sending us into a spiral? Who's serving background character? (no offense)

We're locked in and definitely judging everyone. Welcome to the villa, meow!