For days a man observed his wife as she undressed and stared in the mirror for a few minutes,

He pretended that he did not see her, but noticed that she looked worried, she tightened her

belly, raised her butt, and lifted her arms as if everything were out of place.

One day the man took the mirror out of the room and hid it. She came home from work,

undressed, turned to the wall and freaked out!