Sometimes it's innocent, occasionally it's intentional, every so often it's inevitable, but almost all the time - your ex reappearing isn't good news. In this episode we're talking:

- Poll: spit vs swallow

- Fixing your iron deficiency with sex

- When your ex re-emerges & infiltrates your life

- Dissecting someone's motive

- Do you confront or ignore exes that are in your space?

- You can't expect people to be like you

- How to deal when your ex ruins your favorite spot

- Opening up your violent third eye

- The famous lines of Tupac

- Having fun making problems for your ex

- Stalking situations

- When they no longer serve a purpose in your life

- Do they deserve the benefit of the doubt?

- When an ex has to stay in your life for mandatory reasons (kids, etc)

- How exes are like amputations

- It's easier to walk away from straight up assholes

- Dual custody of pets = unnecessary

- Breakups that divide friend groups

- Loyalty is dead

- Life just wants you to be fat