I'm standing at the doorway wondering where the heck his lumbersexual beard and the bird tattoo on his biceps are.I am in awe, but in a bad way, like when you take a bite out of a Chipotle steak burrito only to realize they got your order wrong and gave you a vegetarian burrito. He ushers me in and locks the door behind me, and I am realizing I got catfished.Sure, there were a ton of red flags, I get that.