What a wonderful example of First Contact - This week an alien ship harasses the Enterprise, Trip gets dumped, and Hoshi goes on a secret mission to find out what Malcom likes to eat.

It's all about cell towers, anal probing, phase cannons, pineapple, and great balls of fire. And not necessarily in that order.

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00:00 Episode 65

00:30 The Galley Is Cloudy

01:00 Patreons Get Advanced Guest notice

01:25 Heather makes breakfast - Great Fur-balls of Fire

01:50 Wearing Redshirts?

02:15 Officially not for kids. Nor harming tribbles

02:30 Don't set your balls on fire

02:58 What Ha Happened was...

03:45 Don't touch that button!

04:10 Yes, he's a voyager

04:30 New Patreon member, Lana! Hi! http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

05:00 Corrections - Or not corrections?

05:50 News - Death! The Final Frontier - https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mh1dhn/oc_death_the_final_frontier_star_trek_deaths_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

06:30 Partially

07:30 The red car/tiny weenie thing

08:14 Shatner is ready to rumble - Inducted into the WWE hall of fame

09:00 Tek Wars - Show, Movies, and Books

09:30 Star Wrestler...SPOCK!

11:00 Babylon 5 watching/re-watching

12:00 First Contact Day! http://Startrek.com/firstcontact #UnitedGives

14:00 Where's the footage!?

15:45 George Takei Fireworks

16:30 The Raw Nerve

17:00 Actors are Divas? WTF?

17:30 Walter Koenig on Babylon 5

18:04 Betazoid Cop?

18:20 Getting that vibe

19:00 Alex Siddig on Apple TV's 'Shantaram'

19:20 Voyager Documentary scores big

21:45 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Silent Enemy"

22:00 Teaser: UFO Sighting

22:30 Putting up a tower, getting all the bars

22:50 If it's green, go red!

24:10 Echo 2 gets some screen time

24:45 Space Breath

26:00 They came and went real quick

26:30 Act I - "Teenage Aliens"

27:30 His Dad was kind of a Dick

28:30 Hoshi's Secret Mission - Are we in 4th grade?

29:30 That big loud sound

30:00 Teenage Aliens from Outer Space!

30:50 Trip's long distance relationship

31:30 Sexting in Space

32:20 Malcom's Family

33:30 Who cleans up after Porthos?

35:00 Enterprise needs a weapons upgrade!

36:25 The USS Weak Sauce

37:00 Act II - "Weapons Upgrade"

37:50 Hawt plate?

39:10 Reed's gonna void the warranty

39:40 More Power!

40:10 Blowing out

40:50 By the book?

41:30 Getting Blown

41:45 The Butt Hatchet Faces!

42:25 Act III - "Anal Probe"

43:40 We CAN eat them and fuck them!

44:00 Anal Probe? They never walk the same ever since!

44:30 Shroomies!

45:00 Alien Voyer-Cam

46:45 The gravity of the situation

47:30 Magnetic Shoes and Safety belts?

48:20 Is that a Katy Perry song?

48:50 Act IV - "Bitch Slap"

50:10 Dr. Phlox - We have the confidential records! Let's look!

51:30 Was he taking the Blue pill?

52:30 Miracles of Modern Starfleet Science

53:00 These phase cannons go to 11.

53:50 Dude! My Dad's ship!

54:00 Silence relations - Buffy, Doctor Who

55:00 The Silence vs The Weeping Angels

56:45 The Tales of Sabrina

57:00 Star Trek: The Cake

57:15 Fish Cake

57:45 Friendly Goth

58:10 Taking the Risk

59:00 Apollo computers vs today's phones

59:20 Overloading your CPU on the moon https://youtu.be/B1J2RMorJXM

1:00:00 Don't leave your communicator on planet

1:00:30 Food out of poop

1:01:00 Sleeping at warp

1:01:30 Echo 3...or 1 again?

1:02:00 Cake and Beer for all!

1:02:50 Hoshi's big box

1:03:30 http://StarfleetUnderground.com

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1:04:00 Fat Tribble - That wasn't a chair!

1:05:00 Next week - Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Dear Doctor"

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