May 01, 2026

What Happened to Skeeter? | Modern Day Man Episode 45

48 minutes

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Episode 45 kicks off at an AIDS testing station — don't ask — and somehow only gets stranger from there. Dave makes the case that "ginger" is a racial slur and demands equal protection under the law, a boxer gets his hairpiece knocked clean off mid-fight on live television, and Dave takes an impromptu detour into the West Village weed shop where his friend Terry works. You know, typical Tuesday.

Then things shift gears completely as Aaron does a full-blown Kill Tony impression — becoming a character named "Skeeter McGinnis," a comedian who just moved to Austin four hours ago, whose sister was just murdered, and who has IBS and two lesbian moms. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect, and Dave's Tony like reaction is priceless.

Also in this episode: Magic Johnson's HIV vs. AIDS debate, Karl Malone's very disturbing off-court history, Roman Polanski and the art vs. artist argument, Dave's skin cancer saga, Brooke Shields at a wedding talking postpartum, Andre Agassi's hairpiece confession, Aaron negotiating a $25,000 college booking down to a burger at Brookdale, and Angry Archie's catering emails Dave BACK about the mom's 85th birthday clambake — and Dave still hasn't responded because he was waiting to talk to Aaron first. Meanwhile Aaron met a donut truck guy in a Stop & Shop parking lot and is now pitching that as a valid clambake alternative.

📌 Timestamps:

0:00 – AIDS Testing Station Cold Open

2:00 – Magic Johnson HIV vs. AIDS Debate & Karl Malone's Dark Past

5:00 – Roman Polanski & Separating Art From the Artist

9:30 – "Ginger Is a Slur" — Aaron Demands a Hall Pass

11:00 – Aaron's Skin Cancer History & Post Malone Joke

13:00 – Kitchen Remodel Talk & The Mysterious N-Word on the Wall

15:00 – Islam, Prayer Rugs & Aaron's Speed-Run Catholic Confession

17:00 – Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein & Aaron's 2007 College Comedian of the Year Award

18:00 – Julia Roberts' Teeth, Brooke Shields at a Wedding & Andre Agassi's Hairpiece

20:00 – The Boxer Who Got His Hairpiece Knocked Off Live On TV

21:45 – East Side Dave Valor Sciences Ad

23:12 – Aaron Berg Valor Sciences Ad

24:00 – Aaron's Kill Tony Impression as "Skeeter McGinnis" (This Goes Off the Rails)

29:30 – Aaron Negotiates a $25,000 Monmouth University Booking… Down to a Burger

32:00 – Dave Met a Donut Truck Guy at Stop & Shop (Clambake Alternative?)

34:00 – Angry Archie's Emails Back About the 85th Birthday Party — Dave Hasn't Responded

36:00 – Aaron Calls Nancy at Angry Archie's Live On Air

38:00 – The McDonald Family Fight Count Per Gathering (3–9 Confirmed)

39:00 – Dave's Mom Sings Patriotic American Songs on Ukulele for the 250th Birthday of America

41:00 – "America, Heck Yeah" — The Boys Rewrite the Team America Song Live

43:00 – Dave Accidentally Calls the Show "Butt Sex With Dave" on the Sign-Off

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