In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding.

Our Mutters:

Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole Byer

Mutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon Gardner

Mutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques Ray

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