In honor of Mike's wedding, the group takes a look at the most likely Mighty Ducks wedding: the union of Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine. Which Ducks stand up in the wedding? Who makes a speech? Who don't Connie and Guy invite and who crashes it anyway?

Show Notes

Make fun of Kevin's terrible investment, and monitor it in real time.

Our best (and possibly most-recent?) Ducks wide-hypothetical came in Episode 79: What happened at the Mighty Ducks prom?

Is this Guy's main crew?

The Mighty Ducks in Guy Germaine and Connie Moreau's Wedding Party:

Guy Germaine: Groom

Connie Moreau: Bride

Gordon Bombay: Officiant

Jesse Hall: Best man

Charlie Conway: Groomsmen

Dave/Les Averman: Groomsmen and he gives an excellent toast

Julie Gaffney: Bridesmaid

Terry Hall: Usher

Other Ducks and what they do at Connie Moreau and Guy Germaine's Wedding:

Tammy Duncan: She is on the border line of the invite list, but attends as a result of being Terry's date.

Tommy Duncan : He gets a pity invite  due to Tammy and attends.

Adam Banks: Guy and Connie invite him mostly because he's famous. He ends up attending but leaves early.

Adam Banks' parents: They send a nice gift instead of actually attending

Dwayne Robertson - He attends and he gives a delightful little speech.

Greg Goldberg - He and his parents are invited. They all not only go, but cater the event. They give Connie and Guy a great deal on the food.

Dean Portman - Connie vetoes his invite, but he learns about it from somebody else -- probably Fulton -- and crashes the wedding.

Luis Mendoza - The couple doesn't invite him due to a possible fling he and Connie had, but he ends up going anyway as the date of a bridesmaid.

Fulton Reed - He attends and is a model guest.

Russ Tyler - He attends. Everybody loves that guy.

Ken Wu - Despite receiving an invite, he doesn't plan on going, but then he learns Portman's plans. He and Portman end up crashing it together.

Jan - He is invited but is too old to go

Hans - Several of the Ducks honor him with a ceremonial touching of the dance floor. A Norwegian tradition.

Coach Orion - He attends.

Gunner Stahl - He is invited and he's playing in Canada, so he makes it.

Scooter - He attends as Julie Gaffney's date.

Dave Karp - He is not invited and therefore does not attend.

Peter Mark - He is not invited and therefore does not attend.

For those paying attention the Ducks that go to rodeo drive are as follows: Greg Goldberg, Dwayne Robertson, Les/Dave Averman, Jesse Hall.

Quack Question

Thanks to  @NostalgicDrips for the #QuackQuestion.

@QuackAttackPod Better trick shot Fulton or Russ? #quackquestio

— NostalgicDrips (@NostalgicDrips) September 10, 2018

Any shot that can do this through a goalie's glove is the winner.

This is probably the best example of a knuckle puck in the NHL.