Everyone has Opinions and As*... never mind, I'm sure you've heard that axiom by now. Well my darling nieces and nephews, this is just a simple observation that I hold true and dear to my heart, and maybe you can get behind it... and then again maybe you can't. Either way, here it is.

I have a mild case of selective Tourettes, so if your ears are easily chaffed perhaps you ought to wait until the next episode... then again maybe not.