Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Thems and Theys! Welcome back to another episode. On this one, I tell you all about the things I want for my birthday. It's not a long list but it will definitely make an impression on you. In a non-bratty way, I will explain what I would like and why I want it. Just some funny suggestions of gift ideas for an adult who doesn't really need anything. And just in case you were wondering, all I want for my birthday is not a big booty hoe.