What is Love Actually?

Lauren Halvorsen, creator of Nothing for the Group, joins Beth & Patrick for this “movie.”

We cover: stakes, beards, Lea Michele, Matthew Broderick hanging around, NYPD fetishization, Common, Ludacris, Beth’s Grey's Anatomy knowledge, Patrick’s dubious relationship with the Razzies, and Lauren’s seeing Magnolia on her first-ever date.

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Nothing for the Group (Lauren’s amazing newsletter)

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When this episode begins, Beth & Patrick haven’t seen the film yet. But will they have by the time it’s over?!? (Yes.)

We cover: Frank, why they need to switch, the Extended Christmas Prince Cinematic Universe, Rent: Live on Tape!, who should’ve played Fiona’s mom, and The Princess Switch 4: Jewel of Denial.

Watch The Princess Switch on Netflix.

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NEXT WEEK: the multi-plot holiday epic New Year’s Eve!

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This movie is buck wild. But not buck wild enough?

We cover: Michigan, laughing like Santa, Tim Allen, Pizza Hut, Auntie Anne’s, Twister, flat characters, and whether or not Patrick responds to “vibes.”

Watch Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus for FREE on YouTube!

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NEXT WEEK: Netflix’s The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star!

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Did you know there are two holiday movies called Christmas Crush? Neither did we until this episode and Beth has now seen them both.

We cover: what actually is on the periodic table of elements, how Beth planned her high school reunion, what glee club remixes shouldn’t be allowed, gaslighting, Cory Feldman, budget restrictions, and why everyone should watch this movie.

Watch Christmas Crush for FREE (with ads) on YouTube!

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NEXT WEEK: Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus FREE on YouTube!

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The formula is in place, so why is Patrick still so confused?

We cover: food fights, diarists, cookie baking, big city girls with big city dreams, stolen recipes, missed screenplay opportunities, and was Eddie real?

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NEXT WEEK: Christmas Crush (aka Holiday High School Reunion) FREE (with ads) on YouTube!

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Kicking off Season 2 with this Candace Cameron Bure vehicle that should’ve been called The Christmas Comet but it isn’t. But there are Goldens!

We cover: war memorials, Tom Skerritt, gazebos, The Gabby Douglas Story, Oliver Hudson’s trustworthy status since he played that heel on Nashville, and the ethics of time travel

Watch Journey Back to Christmas for FREE on YouTube!

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NEXT WEEK: Tia Mowrey in My Christmas Inn, available on Amazon Prime!

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Patrick and Beth are back with 6 new episodes covering 6 romantic holiday films from Hallmark, Lifetime, and Netflix!

Go to our new PATREON for a list of the 6 movies we’ll be covering as well as access to bonus episodes, commentaries, and more!

Watch our first film Journey Back to Christmas for FREE on YouTube!

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Lauren Halvorsen, creator of Nothing for the Group, joins Beth & Patrick for this “movie.”

We cover: stakes, beards, Lea Michele, Matthew Broderick hanging around, NYPD fetishization, Common, Ludacris, Beth’s Grey's Anatomy knowledge, Patrick’s dubious relationship with the Razzies, and Lauren’s seeing Magnolia on her first-ever date.

Watch New Year’s Eve on HBO Max

Go to our Patreon for bonus episodes, commentaries, and MORE!

Nothing for the Group (Lauren’s amazing newsletter)

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When this episode begins, Beth & Patrick haven’t seen the film yet. But will they have by the time it’s over?!? (Yes.)

We cover: Frank, why they need to switch, the Extended Christmas Prince Cinematic Universe, Rent: Live on Tape!, who should’ve played Fiona’s mom, and The Princess Switch 4: Jewel of Denial.

Watch The Princess Switch on Netflix.

Go to our Patreon for bonus episodes, commentaries, and MORE!

NEXT WEEK: the multi-plot holiday epic New Year’s Eve!

more about Beth

more about Patrick

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This movie is buck wild. But not buck wild enough?

We cover: Michigan, laughing like Santa, Tim Allen, Pizza Hut, Auntie Anne’s, Twister, flat characters, and whether or not Patrick responds to “vibes.”

Watch Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus for FREE on YouTube!

Go to our Patreon for bonus episodes, commentaries, and MORE!

NEXT WEEK: Netflix’s The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star!

more about Beth

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