It's high noon in What It Is town. Quebec's biggest country festival is shot down as Carl reveals the dirt on this shady festival. Also, Morgan undertakes a detailed explanation of prison sodomy. A potential link betweeen subects you say? Guess we'll find out.

Subjects: Garden Pains, Noise Pollution, Masturbation, Birthday Treats, Tom Cruise, Nicolas Cage, St Tite, Country Music, Incarceration.