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Tonight’s voyage takes you back to 1492, when you step aboard the Santa María with Columbus and his crew. At first, the cheers of the crowd and the promise of gold, glory, and discovery fill you with pride. But as the days drag on, optimism fades into monotony, hunger, sickness, and fear. The food rots, the air stinks, storms tear the sails, and delirium grips the crew until every shadow on the horizon looks like land. Columbus will be remembered forever; the nameless sailors — you among them — are erased, their suffering ground down into silence.

This is not the story of discovery as it appears in books, but the reality of life at sea: cramped, foul, exhausting, and anonymous. You sailed into glory, and found only misery.

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