My Hijacked American Lie-fe

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The Voices have been telling me that The Jizz Stain and her BF Brendan Cruetz have committed suicide (this is in real time). I dont believe it and it has little to do with the episode. Aside from the fact that it does feature the hopefully departed Liz the Jizz Stain and her moderately less offensive, literally partner in crime, Brendan "the Scoundrel" Cruetz. ((And yes that is pic of me. I heard someone ask about that one morning. Go easy on me. I haven't been to the gym in a a year. I am homeless and I drink a lot and I barely eat. I love eating a certain pink meal but it has been a while. By that I mean spicy tuna)!
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad