We've now seen one week of college basketball, which makes this the perfect time to jump to wild conclusions about the top-ranked teams in the country. South Carolina is awesome. UConn is really good but has some questions to answer. Stanford? STANFORD? WHAT HAPPENED? Oh, and we see you, Arizona. And Indiana. Holy crap do we see Indiana.

There's a lot to get to here, so just dive right in. We even have some dog mascot talk.