The Armchair Allstars are back with another round of hot takes, dad jokes, and watercooler wisdom. This week, the guys dive into the NFL schedule release with way too much confidence in their predictions,  a firsthand account of the modern car-buying gauntlet, SEC Baseball tourney talk, and some thoughts on the PGA Championship—because we like to pretend we understand golf.

The Guys also unpack the mystery of what women really want (spoiler: we still don’t know).

Plus, It's sports, life, and everything in between, served up the only way we know how: casually unqualified.