Crappy birthday Covid. college basketball coaches got paid based on how their schools THOUGHT they would have done in last year's tournament. Landscaping company has stupid marketing idea to pay someone $1,000 to play cornhole. Adopted woman looks up her birth father, turns out he's a cold blooded killer wanted by the FBI. Tik Tokker from New York discovers secret apartment behind her bathroom mirror. Woman suing Apple because they stole her idea for different skin tones on the emojis, library on Michigan's campus closes down because of three spiders and Panda Express's management seminars are really freaking weird. 

See the secret NYC Tik Tok apartment - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/08/new-york-woman-secret-apartment-bathroom-mirror