Tonight’s tale is—quite literally—bottomless.This evening, we unearth one of the strangest stories to ever ripple across the AM radio waves: the tale of Mel’s Hole, an alleged bottomless pit somewhere near Ellensburg, Washington. Yes, you heard that correctly—a hole with no bottom. Or, at least, a hole deeper than 80,000 feet, according to the man who claimed to have measured it with fishing line and a bit too much curiosity.

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Mel’s Hole isn’t just any old rural pit with a name etched into local legend. It’s a black void surrounded by folklore, paranoia, government interference, spontaneous resurrection, spontaneous combustion, and—at one point—an inexplicably glowing coin. What begins as a caller’s strange anecdote on Art Bell’s Coast to Coast AM quickly spirals into something more bizarre than even Pig the Cat’s theories about quantum sock disappearance.In this episode, Professor Teabottom (in full tweed, of course) sips tea atop an improbable fold-out chair stationed just slightly too close to the mysterious hole itself, while Pig, in a tiny spelunking helmet, attempts to lower a teabag into the abyss in hopes of brewing the world's deepest cup.What you'll discover in tonight’s cozy descent:The original broadcast that gave birth to the legendClaims of measuring 15 miles of depth with a spool of fishing line and a weight

Tales of dead animals returning to life after a trip into the hole

Black beams of light emanating skyward—upside-down shadows, if you will

Government agents arriving in helicopters to seize the land

Mel's mysterious disappearance, and equally bizarre reappearance in Australia

Glowing coins with strange healing powers

The possibility of a second Mel’s Hole in Nevada (because one was simply not enough)

And that’s only the beginning. The story of Mel’s Hole is a tangled cord of myth, media, and maybe—just maybe—a fragment of something real. Something geological. Or extra-geological. Or perhaps interdimensional, if you’re prone to the wilder sorts of theories (and we are).✨ TAGS (separated by commas)Mel’s Hole, Mel Waters, Mel’s Hole explained, bottomless pit mystery, paranormal stories, creepy urban legends, Coast to Coast AM, Art Bell Mel’s Hole, Mel’s Hole full story, unsolved mysteries, strange science, interdimensional holes, conspiracy podcast, mysterious holes in earth, glowing coins, paranormal bedtime story, weird science, Tea and Gravity, Professor Teabottom, Pig the Cat, bedtime science podcast, sleep podcast paranormal, sleepy YouTube, strange bedtime story, cozy mystery YouTube, Pacific Northwest folklore, weirdest places on earth, government cover-up mystery, Washington state legend, supernatural storytelling, radio paranormal legend, Art Bell archives, Coast to Coast mystery, relaxing science podcast, strange geological formations, deepest holes in the world, bottomless pit story, paranormal YouTube channel, Victorian science podcast, strange phenomena explained, paranormal sleep stories, night time science, relaxing documentary, AI narrated podcast, sleepy British storytelling, gentle science fiction, bedtime podcast YouTube, cozy audio mystery, long-form YouTube story, mysterious holes documentary, Pig the cat podcast, Professor Teabottom mystery, dreamy storytelling, vintage science mystery, weird internet legend🐾 Brought to you by Science for Insomniacs🫖 Subscribe and let gravity tuck you in.