Politics are out for this episode and my musings on G-d, Judaism and the meaning of life are in. Trust me when I tell you that I'll never be confused for one of the great sages, but at least I'm not one rung lower than your average village idiot.

There is a plentitude of headlines including hospital squatters, confused airline pilots, Tiger Woods, a rouge elephant, Britney Spears and a 90-year-old grandma. Enjoy!