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O! But that Breathe!!!

What have you done? Why did you eat garlic sticks before the date?

Have you ever felt more roll-polly, than ready to take that pole? 

Ever just find you that the double chili wings which tasted so good going in, are, to your horror not gonna leave you alone so you can get some time with your bae?

Ever feel like that double stack cheese-burger was a double mistake when you couldn't find the energy to get up and play?

Yeah... well, food and sex, sex and food. You need to eat and you need those nudes. Sometimes they love to play nice, and other times well, that's the end of the line.