-Dumbfu*ck of the week: California bar owner charged with multiple felonies for allegedly selling fake Covid-19 vaccination cards

-Fan of the week: 4 year old that ordered $2.6k worth of SpongeBob popsicles

-Bad Batch episode 1&2 review

-Chinese rocket landed in the ocean near the Maldives

-Would you stay in a space hotel?

-Doge coin vs Elon Musk doge to the moon next year

--What’s new in music?

J Cole - Interlude, album dropping this Friday

Coldplay - Higher Power

Don Toliver - What You Need

Tee Grizzley - Built For Whatever

Lil Tecca - Never Left

Weezer - Van Weezer

Trippie Redd & Playboi Carti - Miss the Rage

Nicki Minaj new music on Friday?

--Sports

Russell Westbrook breaks Oscar Robertson’s record for most career triple doubles with 182

Kobe Bryant is set to be inducted into the HOF this week

Reverse Grinch?

J Cole is expected to play for the Rwanda Patriots in upcoming basketball Africa League

Tim Tebow signed with the Jags as a TE

Rory McIlroy ends 18 month drought with Wells Fargo win

-Dean’s Fact of the week: Random ass facts

-Who’s Horny of the week?: Feet pic story