Mally Maal isn't the only one who messed around and got a hold of the Cannabis "Sidewalk" strain. Sometimes, folks need to learn when to just sit down. And oh yeah: please, no DWI (driving while high). It's illegal, it's not safe, and horrible things can happen. 

Sidewalk Strain (joke):  Weed or Marijuana that you purchase or find from a completely unreliable source, such as a sidewalk, that causes you to do some completely dumb stuff after consumption.