David returns from band camp. Heather joins for "Completion Percentage." | THE KICKOFF (01:40): David introduces us to 'Wi-Fi guy' | COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (04:07): Should "Coach" have fixed the cough? And the honeymoon hotel horror continues | WISDOM FROM WESTLEY (22:06) | Riverside.fm SPOT (22:25): Save 15% with promo code “lions” | WHERE'S THE MACGUFFIN? (22:55): Coaching methods, pt. 2 | INTENTIONAL GROUNDING (35:41): Sparing a thought for the guys on the down side of cutdown day | MEMENTO HYPOTHESIS (41:50): Discussing the pet store memory | JUST ONE MORE QUESTION (45:19): Why David was so glum during the 'objective funniness' convo | LAST ROAR (49:51): The real reason David's going back to camp next year | Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"