Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 13, verses 24-30, 36-43
Because the Word of God is so good, we get not one but two Gospels today. Ok, really - it is Jesus telling a parable in the first Gospel and then Jesus explaining the parable in the second Gospel. But I, in my folly, take the parable and explain it in an entirely different way than Jesus. Now why on earth would I do such a thing? That treasure will only be unearthed by those brave enough to listen ;)