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Wheels Maxwell | Wease Family Circus | EP 14


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Wheels Maxwell from Wednesdays with Wheels rolls into the Circus and the whole thing goes sideways in the best way. Sabres playoff fever, Facebook jail, a $300K cruise ship lawsuit, and a story about loaning money to a degenerate poker player that ends with Doreen playing collections agent.

Buffalo is back in the playoffs for the first time in forever and Wheels is fully locked in. The family gets into the absurd ticket resale prices, why season ticket holders aren't the villains, and how the Sabres are throwing a massive free viewing party at Canalside that might be more fun than sitting in the arena. Jake remembers being at the Stanley Cup Finals as a kid. Doreen admits she's on the bandwagon. Wease drops the real take: if you don't want to pay inflated prices, don't pay them. Go to the free party.

Then it gets heavy in a good way. Wheels opens up about Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month. Getting kicked out of the Special Olympics because he wasn't mentally disabled. Playing Paralympic sled hockey in Buffalo. The dating life where people Google his life expectancy before they'll meet him for a drink. Real stories, no filter, no pity party.

We also hit Wease's last day at iHeart. Jake captured the whole thing on camera. Doreen is the negotiator, Wease is the softie who feels bad for everyone, and somewhere in there is the story of a poker player who stiffed Wease for $150 until Doreen hunted him down so hard Wease finally caved and handed her $200 just to make her stop.

Doreen and Lucy recap Tortuga Music Festival. Beach vibes, country crowds, Toby Keith between sets. Jake admits it's not his scene. Doreen defends the country fans and says they're the nicest people at any festival.

Then Kalshi comes up. The app where you can bet on politics and weather. Wease bets $50 that Trump would name-drop the space launch and cashes out $100 in two seconds. Wheels explains how people were betting on war with Iran right before it happened. Congress is already trying to regulate it.

Then the craziest story of the episode. Wheels gets thrown in Facebook jail for child exploitation. Someone hacked his account and sent illegal content through Messenger. Month-long lockout. He panics, appeals, loses his mind, then admits it was the best digital detox of his life. Second he got his account back he was right back on it because the podcast runs on social. The family goes to war over parents suing Facebook, age verification, or whether parents just need to parent. Wease says blaming the platform is like blaming heroin dealers. Doreen pushes back: not every kid has great parents.

We close with a $300,000 cruise ship lawsuit. A 45 year old woman drinks 14 shots of tequila in nine hours, falls down a staircase, and sues Carnival for over-serving her. Wease calls BS. She could have been at six different bars. The family gets into bartender responsibility and whether cruise ships should be on the hook when someone tequilas themselves into the ER.

Plus stories about Brother Larry the bookmaker who'd settle debts for pennies on the dollar, the Wi-Fi crash that killed the recording mid-sentence, and why Wheels never got hooked up like Bull did back in the day.

Sabres hype. Facebook nightmares. Tequila lawsuits. Classic Circus.

It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice.

Chapters
  • 00:00:00 Welcome and Sponsor Introduction: Clark Peskin
  • 00:01:25 Introducing Wheels Maxwell: Sabers Playoffs Excitement
  • 00:02:18 Sabres Memories: Jake at the Stanley Cup Finals
  • 00:04:06 Rasmus Dahlin's Journey and His Wife's Heart Transplant
  • 00:05:57 Playoff Ticket Prices: The Resale Debate
  • 00:10:37 The Masters and Taylor Swift: Ticket Control Done Right
  • 00:14:51 Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month with Wheels
  • 00:16:51 Kicked Out of Special Olympics: The Swimming Story
  • 00:18:28 Paralympic Sled Hockey and Ray Maluda Connection
  • 00:20:26 Wease's Final Day at iHeart: Behind the Scenes
  • 00:23:29 Doreen the Negotiator vs Wease the Softie
  • 00:25:11 The $150 Poker Loan That Won't Get Paid Back
  • 00:31:09 Tortuga Music Festival: Country Crowds and Beach Vibes
  • 00:37:10 Kalshi App: Betting on Politics and Weather
  • 00:42:00 Facebook Jail: Wheels' Child Exploitation Nightmare
  • 00:45:27 Phone Addiction and Digital Detox Reality
  • 00:49:15 Suing Facebook: Parents vs Social Media Giants
  • 00:54:25 The $300K Cruise Ship Lawsuit: 14 Shots of Tequila
  • 00:57:41 Bartender Responsibility and Over-Serving
  • 01:07:07 Brother Larry the Bookmaker: Settling Debts for Less
  • 01:08:24 Wi-Fi Crash and Final Thoughts with Wheels

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