Okay, dragons.

Some say that the entrepreneurial spirit in America is dead. But in this short pitch, I will argue that it is alive and well. For the first time in history, my team and I have fixed the global problem facing millions of men: porn.

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Picture this. A subject is strapped to a chair. There’s something strapped to their head connected to a computer. There is nothing in the room except for a huge screen in front of them that’s playing a constant stream of porn. But not just any porn—AI-generated porn. Using a Generative Adversarial Network (GAN), a clever machine-learning algorithm, the subject’s brain activity and dopamine levels are measured and used as inputs to the neural network whose only purpose is to modify the porn in such a way that it gets the subject’s dopamine levels to rise higher and higher.

By effectively utilizing the latest technology, we’re finally turning your deepest desires into reality. You no longer need to explore different genres of porn to see what you’re into. Now, all you need to do is tune in and enjoy the show.

Of course, this will eventually come with a dopamine crash. But by that point, we’ll have already managed to quietly download sponsored content into the subject’s subconscious mind. For example, if the scene is two black guys Eiffel-towering a big-titty goth anime gf, then in the background they might see the Walmart logo appear now and then. Or the words “PFIZER IS GOOD” flashed just long enough to later exhibit an unconscious preference towards the content in question.

Another use case could be protecting our neighbourhoods from dangerous criminals. For example. if the subject exhibits a dopamine preference towards increasingly younger AI-generated actors, young enough that they’d clearly be underage (if real), then the FBI would immediately be informed. To avoid the possibility of the subject acting out on their reprehensible predatory desires towards children, they will be henceforth tracked and monitored 24/7.

So, sharks, are you ready to invest in the future to solve some of the world’s biggest problems, while keeping our communities safe?

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